Saturday, April 22, 2006

Aries March 21 - April 19

As the leader of the pack, you will encounter things before anyone else does. If you meet someone who has something to offer the group, make the necessary introductions. You excel at facilitating interactions between others. Toward the middle of the week, you are using others to your advantage, or at least you're putting their unique talents to use for the sake of the greater good, and by Friday you're going to get some recognition for all the connections and possibilities you've created. On Saturday, your friends will all but build a statue in your honor. Sunday, get some rest.

Leo July 23 - August 22

There is less money to go around at the outset of the week than you'd like. Such is life. But strangely, you find being thrifty sort of fun. You can get into eating noodles. By the middle of the week, you are so distracted by the funny things falling out of friends' mouths you are barely thinking about money (or the lack thereof). A creative date on Thursday might not cost you a dime. Friday and Saturday deep issues and family matters are in the stars, as is a strong sense of ego. Sunday is fiery and wild and romantic -- you lucky dog.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

No matter how much you deserve a bonus, the start of the week is not the time to be dropping hints. You're better off making sure you don't drop your coffee. You'll be doing forty million things at once. The fast-forward blur of Monday and Tuesday slows down to a normal pace on Wednesday and Thursday -- you may even have enough time to be social midweek (what a luxury!) -- and by Friday you're in bona fide slow-mo. This gives you plenty of time to ponder your future. The weekend, especially Sunday, is ideal for goal setting.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Your life blossoms like a flower this week. Monday and Tuesday you are happier and more engaged than you've been in a while. And your heart is thumping faster than ever. You and you-know-who make quite a team. Cash, companionship and concerts are in the stars Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday return you to real life, but everything is brighter and better than usual. Some fairly deep emotions come to the surface on Friday -- you clearly care about this person -- and Saturday sparks a passionate interaction. Sunday finds you a bit more distant, almost philosophical.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

You are perfectly happy to spend Monday and Tuesday cleaning out your car, cleaning up your office -- cleaning anything, really. You have headphones. You're in a good mood. And you love it when your life is tidy. New projects figure strongly the first half of the week, but don't put your money where your mouth is, not yet at least. Be careful about cash flow, especially on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday it may dawn on you that some of your goals are unrealistic, but you're the kind of person motivated by the impossible. The weekend finds you restless and daring

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

A simple fact -- small, beautiful, true -- means the world to you on Monday. It solves a puzzle you've been working on for weeks in your mind. It may put you in the mood to conduct still more research, place some calls, advance to the next step in a project. Or maybe you're ready for a new project: Wednesday is a great day to start something, and Thursday you have energy to spare. Your detachment from emotional matters on Friday puts you in the ideal frame of mind to make a big decision, and Saturday and Sunday find you racing with full speed toward accomplishing a major goal

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Every time you add up the numbers on Monday, you come up with a different sum. Frustrating! Your head is clearly on other matters. (On other continents?) Steel your focus on Tuesday and try to get the paperwork dealt with. Wednesday and Thursday you can turn off your brain and be purely on the lookout for a good time. Romance, too, is in the stars. Friday you find yourself entering into a friendship -- or a relationship -- you feel unsure about. Saturday you're in observation mode. But Sunday, relationships and partners are positive themes. So is adventure.

Libra September 23 - October 22

A nagging voice in your head is like your own private DVD commentary on Monday and Tuesday. If only it had a sense of humor! Your meticulousness might be your downfall: There are just too many details to deal with. Then, on Wednesday, the irrelevant periphery falls away and you find yourself staring into the eyes of someone you feel awfully strongly about. Ah, beauty! Ah, romance! Your infatuation with this person has you feeling possessive on Friday, but give them space. Saturday you sense that some major changes in your life are afoot, and Sunday you're glowing.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Everything is peachy-keen on the surface, but an interest in other people's motives has you looking deeply at your life on Monday and Tuesday. It's unclear what the future holds and, especially, what your financial outlook is -- so be careful in business deals. Wednesday and Thursday are less about business and more about buddies (you might meet someone new, or connect with a pal in a way you never have before), but Friday once again finds you focused on career matters. On Saturday, avoid situations where you might feel exposed. Then, on Sunday, race out of the house and embrace the day.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

You are attuned to the edges of things on Monday, the contrasts, the subtle distinctions. You are perspicacious to the last. Dive into a project that needs some cleaning up, that puts you in touch with people you admire and that lets you enjoy yourself. Wednesday and Thursday, enjoyment will be at a minimum -- a bump in the road in your relationship with someone at home challenges you -- and the workweek ends on a hazy note. You go into the weekend unsure of where you stand. Do something for yourself this weekend. Cancel social plans. Be a free agent.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21

A secret finds its way into your awareness on Monday or Tuesday. You've become someone's confidante. You are flattered by their trust. Internally, this week is quite positive for you -- although midweek you may find you don't have much patience for small talk, decision-making or social situations, what with all the thoughts swimming through your head -- but by Friday you'll find yourself surrounded by people who are genuinely interested in you. They are drawn to you. They practically idolize you. Saturday and Sunday you get a bit carried away in all the attention.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

Your intuition won't let you down at the start of the week. Feel free to make a decision before you have all the facts you think you need. If necessary, you can always alter course as new information arrives. The new information that arrives on Wednesday and Thursday may strangely enough come in the form of dissention from someone you usually agree with. Give them the benefit of the doubt, but if you suspect they're walking all over you -- as might be the case on Friday or Saturday -- well, you are too wonderful for that. Take a stand and you'll be rewarded on Sunday.

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